It’s like what my mom told me
about men years ago.
She was right.
Top looking:
Ever let a guy fuck you in a public bathroom?
I need a tranny cumdump
As much as I would love to get fucked raw
by a stranger in a public restroom –
Actually, that does sound nice.
Who needs self-respect
when you could be getting fucked raw
in a public restroom?
Sorry, mom.
Biggest Boss:
BBC here
Looking for my first FTM experience
Maybe I’m just an “indoctrinated” little girl
who thinks she’s a boy
and wants to get fucked raw
in a public restroom
because she wants to fit in
with the Cis Gays™?
They certainly seem to send a lot of unsolicited input.
So to speak.
Jerk Off/FWB:
Show ur me tight sweet pussy pls
I’m getting to that.
9 inch 3rd Leg:
Like a daddy to give it to you rough?
Sure, but you should know there’s no point
in hooking up with barely legal boys
when you’re just gonna end up alone.
You’re already old as fuck,
and no wonder you’re still single,
you have some weird Peter-Pan syndrome bullshit
and you’re not introspective enough to realize it.
But it’s okurrr because we’re gay men
and we’re allowed to be shallow
as long as feelings aren’t involved.
Because God forbid I call you out
on sexually harassing our 18-year-old
waiter as soon as he turns away
—it hurts your feelings.
Str8 rn:
Whats that tight little ass like?
Idk, ask the waiter.
Speaking of feelings
It doesn’t feel good when you joke
about my “birthing hips” repeatedly
after I’ve asked you to stop.
Repeatedly.
It doesn’t feel good when you wanna fuck
me but don’t see me as a real man…
even though you’re gay asf.
You know what does feel good?
Getting fucked raw in a public restroom.
Hosting:
Looking? Daddy here
I guess I can’t just blame the Cis Gays™ though.
I’m the one with “daddy” listed as a preference on my Grindr profile,
And a picture of my ass as the first photo.
EatUR🍑/Cuddle:
What’s the sluttiest thing you’ve ever done?
Probably hook up with a divorced dad. Actually, several.
Hopefully my dad doesn’t find out.
He would be almost as disgusted with me as I am with myself.
ISlangDickOnly:
You hosting? Would love to come breed both
your tight holes 😈
He was disappointed enough when I came out, now he has barbaric gay whores to worry about.
Barbaric gay whores who wanna fuck his little girl.
Now I’m the barbaric gay whore who sends his nudes to anyone who asks for them.
And don’t ask me about my body count.
Or the number of dick pics I receive on a daily basis.
Mike:
I need car head rn
Don’t get me wrong, as much as I love men, I don’t like them.
I don’t like the entitlement,
The smell,
The foreskin (no offense),
The ego,
Even the car head (it’s just uncomfortable).
You know what I like?
masculinetop:
I’d love for you to wrap your legs around my
waist so I could fuck you in the air
Sounds fun, let’s do it in a public bathroom!
Just make sure to keep the condom on this time, though.
Some guys didn’t get the memo.
subs?:
Hey chill dl bbc top. Ass pic? Wyd tonite
Taking a pregnancy test.
DL Discrete:
My dream is to have sex with trans man
My dream is that I don’t have to take pregnancy tests.
My birthing hips can attest to that.
Sometimes I hate my birthing hips.
It’s another reminder of somewhere else I don’t fit.
Like my jeans.
lkg4ftm:
I want some trans pussy
Gay men are the worst.
Either I’m not a real man
Or I’m just there to fulfill some weird fetish fantasy.
I’m barely a human.
Joke’s on them.
I like being objectified.
But sometimes I worry
If I’ll end up the 50-year-old single man
with a pussy.
visiting:
Hey cutie, are we by a campfire? Because I
want s’more of you in my life 😉
This is the nicest message I’ve ever received
on that godforsaken app,
Followed by a dick pic.
I’d let this one fuck me raw in a public restroom.